highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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nicconoh:

Neanche Izma può resistere ai gattini: versione Tumblr.

anasaltukhaifi:

Umbrellas Street, Portugal.

(Source: jasmineberryful)

thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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saltybadboy:

sonic comic

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

vampire-weekling:

My therapist just doesn’t understand how motivating this quote is to me.

lyxdelsic:

when u starin at your crush and they catch u

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ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski)